Probably the best conversation ever.

Sat, 17 May 2008 04:58:40 GMT

Me and Ian.

LittleDork53: chinese buffet date and a movie, IS WHAT I'M THINKING!
imnai321: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LittleDork53: it's a plan, baby!
LittleDork53: get ready!
imnai321: wow now IM all hot and bothered
LittleDork53: oh mannnnn
LittleDork53: wanna cyber?
imnai321: LOL!!!!!!
LittleDork53: yeah baby get that sesame chicken!
imnai321: yeah eat it! fuck yeah... get your mouth around that dumpling!
LittleDork53: mmm yeah deepthroat that eggroll, that taste good?
imnai321: oh yeah it does! .... daddys a real sick fuck so go on and bite it! BITE IT! yeah...... bite that beef an broccoli!!
LittleDork53: i'm gonna lick that sauce right off your chin you dirty slut, yeah... now take that whole peice of general taos! TAKE IT!
imnai321: OO yeah... fucking take it!!! hard! harder!! yeah you got it.. the whole thing!!! you like daddys KING CRAB LEG??? yea yo do!!!
LittleDork53: sprinkle that pork fried rice all over me, papi... then lick it all off!! mix it with some sweet and sour cause I'm spicy like that rawrrrrr ;-)
imnai321: yeah ... daddys tooo hot!!! get me over to the soft/serve machine.. for some ice cold Choco/vanilla swirl!!!!
LittleDork53: lick that shit, nice and smooth, turns me on real good makes me so wet! make sure to stick a wafer cookie in that shit for extra pleasure in the mouth.
imnai321: oh yeah got it! whatever you want!! how about some crisp succulent melon between your lips!!!!! yeah ... you want the chopsticks? papi will give you the CHOP STICK!
LittleDork53: break open that fortune cookie the way you wanna break my cat's neck to make the "chicken!" mmm yeah! read that fortune, papi... tel me what it says
imnai321: yeah ill break it .. just like ill break you!!! yeah it says " its time for some wonton soup!! if you know what i mean ;-)" slurp that soup girl!

PS- I'm home. Anyone wanna chill?

To sum it all up...

Tue, 13 May 2008 03:29:53 GMT

I'm not happy.

This actually just made me fucking day...

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:14:06 GMT

Can someone please tell me why I went to timesunion.com to check out what's going on in the capital region, and then found this??
http://blogs.timesunion.com/lizfunk/

What. the. fuck.
Lmao.

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:32:33 GMT

New journal.
I got in some trouble for an entry I wrote on my other LJ, so I decided to just delete it and start over.
I forgot that we as Americans have a Constitutional right to Freedom of Speech. My bad...

passmeoff

Probably the best conversation ever.

To sum it all up...

This actually just made me fucking day...